“Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee”
– Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
– You don’t sweat, you percolate.
– You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer.
– You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
And the number one sign you drink too much coffee: You get your first holiday card of the season – and it’s from the team at Starbucks!
Awww…thanks, SBX friends!