Time once again for another installment of Dad Chimes In, a semi-regular series in which my father, a retired Air Force physician in Texas, offers his punny take on a recent Greater Falls entry. Ready?
DavidI: I love TENNIS, , as you know. But TENNIS in cow pen area? No NET gain there! Maybe Anna Kournikova and I could have a LOVE MATCH. With that low ceiling you run a risk with a LOB(ectomy), but that would be a NO-BRAINER!!! With good vision you might win a game at sunSET–and in conclusion I am STRINGING along your readers. Boy, if you read this corny paragraph and don’t have a STROKE. you are a WINNER!!!!!!!! Get the POINT?
You may commence groaning now.