Bad news: sorry to have to break the news in this manner, but I just can’t continue this blog. I’ve been pretending to love Great Falls for over 4 years now, and it’s just too much of a hassle at this point. I’ve tried – really I have – to appreciate the supposed “small town” feel of this crappy community for far too long, but just can’t do it any more. No decent restaurants – too much goose pooping – insane traffic and stupid drivers on 10th Avenue – no good shopping – horrible cold weather and too much snow – rude, ugly people everywhere you look – and hideous, drab colors no matter where you go. I give up. I appreciate that some of you have followed my online attempt to try to instill some enjoyment in this horrible little burg, but it’s time to face reality and shut this blog down. Greater Falls? Bull – more like “Crappy Falls.”
UPDATE, late afternoon: Well, looks like I didn’t fool anyone – which is probably a good thing! I guess everyone knows that I can’t convincingly pretend to dislike Great Falls or the people in our wonderful community!
Happy April Fool’s Day, everyone!