“Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee” - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You don’t sweat, you percolate. - You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer. - You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. And the number one sign you drink too much coffee: You get your first holiday card of the season – and it’s from the team at Starbucks! Awww…thanks, SBX friends! (full list)






