Speaking of bars…I was relaxing at home the other day when a pig stopped by to visit. He’s from out of town, and we hadn’t seen each other in a while. Here’s a transcript of our conversation:
PIG: So, what going on, Dave?
ME: Not much…just chillin’.
PIG: Anything exciting going on in G-Funk?
ME: Pig, you know I don’t like it when you refer to Great Falls as “G-Funk.”
PIG: Sorry…so what’s up?
ME: Just reading this story about how businesses at Westgate Mall have to relocate…looks like some of them have found new locations, but one place is still trying to find a new home.
PIG: Westgate Mall? It’s closing?
ME: Not just closing – they’re tearing it down.
PIG: Whoa…wait, one place still hasn’t found a place to move to?
ME: Nope. It’s the bar in the mall that’s been there for years and years.
PIG: The bar? I don’t remember a bar in Westgate Mall. What’s it called?
ME: It’l Do, Pig. It’l Do.
Thank you. I’ll be here all week – try the veal, and don’t forget to tip your waiter.
UPDATE: um…just in case some of you don’t get the reference…