bin Laden is dead

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Yes, yes, this is truly good news – the psychotic, hate-filled, mass-murdering terrorist Osama bin Laden is dead. Shot in the head, according to initial reports. Hmmm…that sounds vaguely familiar…to fans of “Planet Terror!”

Discovered by El Wray and Abby, Muldoon explains that he killed Osama bin Laden before he and his men were infected with DC2 and were ordered to protect the area. El Wray offers a respectful recognition of Muldoon’s military service before he and Abby shoot the mutating Muldoon.

Sadly, it’s been a few months (far, far too long) since I’ve watched “Planet Terror,” but I believe Muldoon specifically stated that he shot bin Laden “once in the computer,” meaning the head.

So…now we’re in for a deadly worldwide plague of zombie-fication?

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