Bench on 5th Street at Central Avenue around noon on Sunday. We figure there was probably a shirt there, at one point, and maybe even some shoes.

So: any speculation? Someone making a video, perhaps, or just a random visual gag?
Or…maybe a person was sitting there and was molecularized by aliens?

I choose aliens…remember, they were here a couple of years ago
spontaneous human combustion! or aliens could have done it…
I saw that. I think “they” were a victim of the subway diet….