Montana Barbies

Oh dear. Looks like Great Falls is taking it on the chin again, this time in Barbie form. Some Montana blogger – not sure where – has posted a series of Montana Barbies, complete with pictures, which are pretty darn funny…even if our beloved community of Great Falls is portrayed in an unflattering light.

GREAT FALLS BARBIE: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy truck with dark tinted windows, and a meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop, then we don’t know what you are talking about.

Can you spot the Great Falls Barbie in this collection? Or the Whitefish, or Billings, or Missoula (ha!), or Wolf Point?

Montana Barbies

Don’t worry – none of them fare much better in the series.

4 thoughts on “Montana Barbies”

  1. I don’t know anything about any of those other cities, but it’s still funny:)

    I kinda like the one with the Hummer and/or the Lexus. Kalispell Barbie looks kinda happenin’, but reads to be as dumb as a box of hair.

    What’s a goatey?

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