Comments on: News Updates http://www.greaterfalls.com/index.php/2008/10/23/news-updates/ A weblog ("blog") about Great Falls, Montana! Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:19:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Abigail with the gravy pipe http://www.greaterfalls.com/index.php/2008/10/23/news-updates/comment-page-1/#comment-396632 Abigail with the gravy pipe Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:05:07 +0000 http://www.greaterfalls.com/?p=2196#comment-396632 What, no pumpkins for their windows? I am referring, of course, to the sex offender site. You might offer them your services - their tables need a little work. If you haven't already searched what creepiness is lurking in your back yard, you will be: () relieved () startled to know that there are only four pages of finishing school graduates living in your zip code. And they mix murderers and robbers in with the sexual deviants, so really, you only have about 2 pages of freaks nearby. One charming fellow raped a three-year old. Yes, you can see what they did, and where and when they did it. Sex offenders' pictures are posted. None of these people are, as you probably suspect, particularly attractive. Yes, there are hours of fun ahead for anyone who wants to sift through this site! What, no pumpkins for their windows? I am referring, of course, to the sex offender site. You might offer them your services – their tables need a little work.

If you haven’t already searched what creepiness is lurking in your back yard, you will be:
() relieved
() startled
to know that there are only four pages of finishing school graduates living in your zip code.

And they mix murderers and robbers in with the sexual deviants, so really, you only have about 2 pages of freaks nearby.

One charming fellow raped a three-year old. Yes, you can see what they did, and where and when they did it. Sex offenders’ pictures are posted. None of these people are, as you probably suspect, particularly attractive.

Yes, there are hours of fun ahead for anyone who wants to sift through this site!

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