Great Falls’ world-famous Sip-n-Dip is looking for a few good…mermaids:
LOCAL MOTEL/LOUNGE SEEKS A PART TIME MERMAID. WAGE IS $10.00 PER HOUR PLUS TIPS. MUST BE A GREAT SWIMMER AND HAVE SWIMMING EXPERIENCE, AS WILL BE SWIMMING IN POOL FOR THE ENTIRE SHIFT. ABILITY TO WORK IN CHLORINATED WATER , HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME, PERFORM IN FRONT OF PUBLIC, GREAT PHYSICAL ENDURANCE AND WORK IN HUMID ENVIRONMENT. WILL WORK 10 HOURS PER WEEK TO INCLUDE EVERY Friday AND Saturday FROM 8:30PM TO 1:30AM.
I’m sure it would be…interesting. Any of you ever considered becoming a mermaid? Hmmm…wonder if they have ever hired any mer-men?

David- Sounds like a great way for you to show off that new tattoo you deny getting!!
They have hired mer-men. I know one of them.
Aqua Man, where are you?
Sounds like a job for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!